Norfolk Mistress Ava Von Medisin
Ever wondered why you have had you phone call answered by what appears to be on the other end is a bitch from Hell?
Well maybe if you take the time to read this page you will be able to educate yourself on how to contact a mistress without getting you ear chewed off. With this clarification, a more pleasant phone experience between Mistress and caller is more then likely to be ensured.
What we Mistresses loath to hear when we answer the phone is this; Hi Honey, Darling Sweetheart and the list goes on. We consider it rude and disrespectful and any person with any common sense would see why the Mistress either hangs up or politely tells the caller to F**K OFF.
Listed below are examples of the type of callers that do not amuse us!
BARGAIN HUNTER CALLER:
First words even before a greeting are “How Much?” Of course, we understand that a potential slave needs to know the amount of tribute, but if this is the very first thought that springs into the callers mind then it is likely that the Mistress’s answer is going to be “You cannot afford me”. It also implies a fake submissive that is on the prowl for something cheap and self-serving.
THE CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO READ CALLER:
A very annoying caller type is that of someone who just cannot be bothered to read the information of which a Mistress has clearly displayed within her website pages.
Rules and conditions that clearly state on how to arrange an appointment, seem not to apply to these particular callers. And no matter how big and bold your lettering is stating
No Sex, No HJ’S etc. Guess what he wants? It goes to show you that there are people out there who just cannot read!
THE MASTURBATING CALLER:
This caller must make every Mistress want to throw her mobile phone into the nearest bin.
Known to every Mistress this caller type has no interest in making an appointment, the phone call is his appointment. He excessively asks too many questions, wants too many details and wants to make an appointment you know he is not going to keep. Asking for a deposit is like asking for blood from a stone. All Mistresses have become wise to these time-wasters. I personally just hang up. I even store numbers into my phone of constant time- wasters; I just ignore their calls completely.
THE LISTER:
The caller type that reels of a shopping list of things that he expects.
Once again a false submissive with hidden agendas and far too many expectations for self-gratification.
THE DRUNKEN LATE NIGHT CALLER:
Expecting a Mistress to answer her phone on a Saturday evening when the clock is reading 11pm.You will be ignored, your number stored and no way will you ever gain an appointment with a Mistress.
By following a few simple rules, you can avoid your call from ending abruptly.
Remember to read all information provided and follow directions of the entire advertisement, be respectfully and polite when contacting a Mistress.
This will guarantee an understandable phone conversation between Mistress and caller.